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Police: Good evening, are
you the host?
Ari: No.
Police: We've been getting complaints about this party.
Ari: About the drugs?
Police: No.
Ari: About the guns, then? Is somebody complaining about
the guns?
Police: No, the noise.
Ari: Oh, the noise. Well that makes sense because there
are no guns or drugs here. (An enormous explosion is heard in
the background.) Or fireworks. Who's complaining about the noise?
The neighbors?
Police: No, the neighbors fled inland hours ago. Most of
the recent complaints have come from Nuorgam. Do you think you
could ask the host to quiet things down?
Ari: No Problem. (At this point, a Volkswagon bug with
primitive religious symbols drawn on the doors emerges from the
living room and roars down the hall, past the police and onto
the lawn, where it smashes into a tree. Eight guests tumble out
onto the grass, moaning.) See? Things are starting to wind down.